Killin' Babies and Thumpin' Bibles

Them Pine Box Corks

The latest from the insane imagination of Miss Mary K. "Country Mary" Fetter. I edited, Ben Holman and Courtney Springs star, and Cory Baker boom'd.

Linzer Dinzer's 25th Birthday

My friend Courtney made a nice little video of my birthday dinner with my family so I thought I would share it with all of you!

Rihanna Lawsuit, Britney's Hold It Against Me, and Plenty of Plenty of Fish

Update to FAQ

Why do you always hide Country Mary?

Honestly, at this point, we don't even know anymore. We do because we do. She wasn't even supposed to talk on the show to begin with, but once she started talking, she got a fanbase and now it's become this funny joke that, because she's the camera person, you never see her. We never actively tried to hide her, but because she was the camera person, she naturally wasn't seen. And now that we've got ourselves into this mess we must COMMIT!!

And now, enjoy this video Joseph Kahn made in 1990 when he was 17.